If Ariel’s Part Of Your World Was Sung By A Mom

Look at this stuff, isn’t it neat?

Wouldn’t you think my diaper bag’s complete?

Wouldn’t you think I’m the mom, the mom who has everything?

Look at this bag, treasures untold

How many diapers can this baby hold?

Lookin’ around here you’d think, sure, mom life’s everything

We’ve got dishes and laundry aplenty

We’ve got goldfish and grapes galore

You want binkies? We’ve got 20.

But who cares, no big deal, we’ll buy more.

We want to be in our beds right now

We want to sleep, maybe watch a movie

Catch up on  – what do you call that again? Oh, TV.

Being a mom, you don’t get too far

Time is required for sleeping, watching

Listening to the cool – what’s the word again? Podcasts.

Up when kids cry

At the crack of dawn

Up when they see the first light of the sun

Screaming free

Wish we could be

Back in our beds

What would we give, if we could sleep just one more hour?

What would we pay to spend a day without bags under our eyes?

Betcha only moms do understand

That we don’t want to be sleep-deprived mothers

Middle-aged women, sick of not sleepin’

Ready to cry

And ready to stop all those crazy tantrums

Understand what they need without all the crying

What’s the problem and why are you – what’re you doing? Flailing!

When’s it our turn?

Wouldn’t we love?

Love to sleep one more hour than dawn

But look at that face

That chunky baby face

It’s our whole world